Top 10 Sentences from 3rd Rate Sci-fi Stories
10> As he was led to die in an arcane alien ritual, Tank McPhoton tried one
last time to apologize. How was he to know that what he took to be an
extended hand of friendship which he gripped firmly and shook vigorously was
actually the Supreme Ruler's private parts?
9> Frank watched the mushroom cloud spread across the horizon with
annoyance, knowing that this meant more weeks of disruption to regular
cross-Manhattan train service while the debris was cleared.
8> As the F-AB-603 Klydor-class Imperial Interceptor star ship dropped out
of hyperspace and entered orbit around planet 827Evad, the glow of the blue
star Ensyiarrar cast a shadow of Commodore Acthulio's hand hovering over the
self-destruct button.
7> I lived on the land, she lived in the water. It gave shore leave a whole
new meaning. Or the same old meaning, except with bigger crabs.
6> As one, the Spacemarines stood up, raised their spacerifles in salute,
then marched out the spacedoors to the spacedock, where their spaceship was
waiting to boldly take them where they'd all been before: Space!
5> You could tell it was a real UFO because there weren't any wires holding
it up and it smelled like outer space.
4> The red dwarf just kept looking smaller, and redder, somehow; until
Klep-Graknezz could hardly tell if it was Doc, Grumpy, or Sneezy he'd been
arguing with about the ray gun's misfire.
3> Frodo felt his BVDs moisten with fear.
2> She was a tentacled Squid and I was a horny Toad, but our species didn't
matter. We married and soon there were little horny suckers running all over
the place.
and the Number 1 Sentence From a Third-Rate SF Story ...
1> Snarp wasn't sure just *what* he was looking at; it seemed humanoid,
though the features and limbs were laid out in strangely peculiar ways. No
matter, he was pretty sure he could still have sex with it.
source:
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